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Poll #1288101 That's what you get

Upon which demographic should the increasingly hapless and irrelevant Republican Party focus its attentions?

white people
5(6.5%)
rich people
7(9.1%)
old people
8(10.4%)
crazy people
29(37.7%)
dead people
28(36.4%)

What song is funniest sung in an outrageously exaggerated German accent?

"I'm Looking Over a Four-Leafed Clover"
4(5.2%)
"Why Don't You Love Me Like You Used to Do?"
2(2.6%)
"Anything Goes"
8(10.4%)
"The Flat Foot Floogie with a Floy Floy"
8(10.4%)
"Over the Rainbow"
6(7.8%)
"I'm a Little Teapot"
13(16.9%)
"It's Tricky"
9(11.7%)
"What If God Was One of Us?"
24(31.2%)
"Me and My Shadow"
2(2.6%)
"There's No One Like You"
1(1.3%)

Pick one:

gosh
3(3.9%)
darn
0(0.0%)
heck
1(1.3%)
shucks
1(1.3%)
phooey
2(2.6%)
dang
4(5.2%)
consarned
11(14.3%)
fanny
7(9.1%)
crackers
5(6.5%)
rootin' tootin'
2(2.6%)
floy floy
1(1.3%)
jiminy crickets
8(10.4%)
gee whillikers
3(3.9%)
Sam Hill
4(5.2%)
cocksucker
25(32.5%)

I like-a da:

video games
2(2.6%)
pinball
2(2.6%)
bar trivia
1(1.3%)
team sports
1(1.3%)
individual sports
2(2.6%)
card games
0(0.0%)
board games
2(2.6%)
role-playing games
2(2.6%)
crossword puzzles
3(3.9%)
jigsaw puzzles
0(0.0%)

If I were elected president, my first act would be to:

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doraphilia
Oct. 30th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
As for your first question, "rich people" are the only people on that list who logically actually stand to benefit from the Republican party. And not even them sometimes.
faeriemuriel
Oct. 30th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
How do you use fanny as a verb?
ounceofreason
Oct. 30th, 2008 08:17 pm (UTC)
I think I could fanny up a way to explain it....
bisonfish
Oct. 30th, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
In England Land, 'fanny around' is to flap about without achieving much.
kudaspeaks
Oct. 30th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
It makes me happy that "What If God Was One of Us" is leading in the polls. Did everybody hear it as sung by Lili von Schtupp or was that just me?
lester22
Oct. 30th, 2008 08:02 pm (UTC)
I was thinking of the voice of the Beetle in the new VW commercials.
yesaffirmative
Oct. 30th, 2008 08:12 pm (UTC)
I was thinking of the guy who played the wacky German dude ranch owner on "Malcolm in the Middle".
marlo
Oct. 30th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
I was thinking of the nihilist dudes from The Big Lebowski.
bassman42
Oct. 30th, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
I was thinking of Sergeant Shultz on "Hogan's Heroes".
flying_blind
Oct. 31st, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
I was thinking of Gevernor Schwarzenegger.
krinndnz
Oct. 30th, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
I think that the Republicans stand the best chance with crazy people or dead people.

Also, I would pay cash money to hear Rammestein cover "It's Tricky." It would be hilarious.
roseyv
Oct. 30th, 2008 07:50 pm (UTC)
OOps, I'm sorry. That (up there) is what I would do if I were elected King of the Forest. If I were president, per my current LJ, I would probably pass some kind of referendum regarding the care and maintenance of public restrooms.
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