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So, Axe -- the body spray that will get you laid! -- is coming out with a new line of hair care products. And the first one they rolled out is a combination shampoo & conditioner, called...

Deuce.

And the bottle it comes in is brown.

I...I think that they're just having a laugh at this point at the very lad-mag demographic that supports them. "Hey, hipsters! Smear some shit on your head!" OutRAGEous!

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andieflynn
Oct. 31st, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
Girls love a shithead!
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thespus
Oct. 31st, 2008 02:42 am (UTC)
The appearance of animate shit aside, I can't imagine eating chocolate that smelled like Axe Body Spray without puking.
happinesstogo
Oct. 31st, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)
Yeah, I can't watch that ad, either. Yuck.
uvula_fr_b4
Oct. 31st, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
I could swear that Seth Morgan used "deuce" in Homeboy to refer to a double dime bag of heroin; I seem to remember a line of dialogue along the lines of, "Whip me up a deuce, homeboy!"

Of course, there is a brownish heroin called "Mexican mud," and H is sometimes called "scat" or "shit" (Richard A. Spears, Slang and Euphemism, Abridged Edition [NY: Signet; 1982; ISBN: 0-451-11889-8], p. 200)....
roninspoon
Oct. 31st, 2008 04:18 am (UTC)
easyalchemy
Oct. 31st, 2008 05:25 am (UTC)
Their next product will be called Douchebag. Related somehow to a lady's pink parts, boys who can't get laid!
Aw, seriously Firefox - douchebag isn't a word?! Whatevs.
tritium
Oct. 31st, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
Body spray? From the ads, I always assumed Axe was selling Rohypnol.
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