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YOUR 1%ER JOKE OF THE DAY

A co-worker, looking at a website containing photos of baby zoo animals: "Who would name a baby koala 'Logan'?"

Me: "Chris Claremont?"

You can imagine how this went over.

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krinndnz
Nov. 7th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
Like a house on fire, I hope. Certainly made me snicker.
oilyrags
Nov. 7th, 2008 04:21 pm (UTC)
I look forward to the 5%er joke of the day:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Supreme Justice Allah!

Supreme Justice Allah who?

Supreme Justice BORN Allah!
theweaselking
Nov. 7th, 2008 04:35 pm (UTC)
This has been cracking me up for a good ten minutes.
archaica
Nov. 7th, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)
He's the best there is at what he does (eating eucalyptus)
uvula_fr_b4
Nov. 7th, 2008 04:31 pm (UTC)
...and spitting eucalyptus juice into the faces of idiots who try to give him a cuddle.
slammerkinbabe
Nov. 7th, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
I'm never in your 1%. You need to make more jokes about Carol Burnett.
roninspoon
Nov. 7th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
That's really more of a 2%er
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