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TIM: So who did you pick as your wedding band?

DOOLEY: Sixpence None the Richer.

TIM: Really?

DOOLEY: Yeah, Margaret went to high school with their lead singer's debt counselor.

TIM: Wow.

DOOLEY: You get a ten percent discount on the gig if you don't ask them if they were a joke.

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KINGMAN: So I figure one of you can take it up when I turn over the reigns of the Monkeynomics column.

ERIN: Actually, we were thinking of dropping that.

KINGMAN: No! Really? Why?

ERIN: Low readership.

KINGMAN: You're kidding. I think it's the best thing I've ever written.

DOOLEY: Maybe it's just ahead of its time.

KINGMAN: Well, what don't people like about it?

TIM: I think there's a feeling that macroeconomics analogies featuring chimpanzees are a bit out of place in an entertainment magazine.

KINGMAN: Wow. I mean, I was thinking of doing a book.

DOOLEY: Maybe someday, boss.

KINGMAN Like when?

DOOLEY: When monkeys become sentient.

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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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