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I think I might be getting a cold, so I just took a Vitamin C horse pill. It was actually the size of a horse. It had a horse worth* of Vitamin C.

Anyway:

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TIM: Okay, so, what would you do with a time machine, then, smart guy?

DOOLEY: I would go back and stop you from killing Hitler.

TIM: Wh...so now we both have time machines.

DOOLEY: Yes.

TIM: And you’re using yours to keep me from killing history’s greatest monster.

DOOLEY: Hear me out.

TIM: I can’t wait.

DOOLEY: The next thing I would do would be to buy a copy of Captain America #1, see?

ERIN: Guys, we do have deadlines.

DOOLEY: I’ve always wanted one.

TIM: Uh huh.

DOOLEY: And if I let you kill Hitler, it would be rendered valueless.

KINGMAN: I’m taking away the free coffee.


*: I think I’m going to start using that as a term meaning ‘a great quantity’. “Damn it, Sarge, Jongquist may have been a snooty son of a gun, but he had a horseworth of guts.”

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fengi
Nov. 12th, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
It may not be up your alley, but I offer a challenge.
fengi
Nov. 12th, 2008 05:25 pm (UTC)
Also: This script stuff you've been doing is the awesome.
feisty_robot
Nov. 13th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
Bah. Only amateurs go back in time to kill Hitler. All the cool kids go back to the 8th century and take out An Lushan, saving 36 million people from dying in the Tianbao Rebellion. Either that or go back to to the 1st century BC and nail Cleopatra.
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