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"Loan sharks and interest hounds:

"I have addressed every form of organized graft in the United States, excepting Congress, so it's naturally a pleasure for me to appear before the biggest.

"You are without a doubt the most disgustingly rich audience I ever talked to, with the possible exception of the Bootlegger's Union No. 1, combined with the enforcement officers.

"Now, I understand that you hold this convention every year to announce what the annual gyp will be. I have often wondered where the depositors hold their convention.

"I see where your convention was opened by a prayer; you had to send outside your ranks to get somebody that knew how to pray. You should have had one debtor there; he'd have shown you how to pray. I noticed in the prayer the clergyman announced to the Almighty that the bankers were here. Well, it wasn't exactly an announcement; it was more in the nature of a warning. He didn't tell the Devil, as he figured he knew where you all were all the time anyhow.

"I see by your speeches that you're very optimistic of the business conditions of the coming year. Boy, I don't blame you. If I had your dough, I'd be optimistic too.

"Will you please tell me what you do with all the vice-presidents a bank has? I guess that's to get everybody more discouraged before they can see the main guy. Why, the United States is the biggest business institution in the world! They only got one vice-president, and nobody's ever found anything for him to do.

"You have a wonderful organization. I understand you have 10,000 here, and what you have in federal prisons brings your membership up to around 30,000. So goodbye, paupers. You're the finest bunch of shylocks that ever foreclosed a mortgage on a widow's home."

(Will Rogers, addressing the annual convention of the American Bankers' Association in 1922.)

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brandiweed
Nov. 16th, 2008 06:27 am (UTC)
Good stuff.
Completely off topic: did Sadly, No? just get cybersquatted?
ludickid
Nov. 16th, 2008 02:45 pm (UTC)
Re: Good stuff.
It's being moved to a different server this weekend, which has caused all kinds of trouble. Should be fixed soon enough.
brandiweed
Nov. 16th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
Cool. I was just afraid it was being interfered with the way tvtropes.org was originally, and while that might give a couple of the more persistent trolls a warm sensation that might, if you squint in bad light, appear to be a sense of genuine satisfaction with their lives, it'd still be a bummer.
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