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Poll #1307336 Pre-Christmas Candystripe Poll

If I were to post this year's Kung Fu Christmas holiday music mix on YouSendIt or MegaUpload or something of that ilk, would you (a) know what this means and (b) understand how to get it?

Yes, Leonard, I am not a simpleton
63(88.7%)
No, Leonard, please cater to my pretechnological desires
8(11.3%)

With which of the following people would you enjoying spending Christmas Eve?

the baby Jesus
1(1.5%)
your mom
11(16.2%)
General Robert E. Lee
1(1.5%)
Neil Peart
2(2.9%)
Jonah Goldberg
0(0.0%)
Ernie Colon
0(0.0%)
Tommy Chong
6(8.8%)
Hitler
1(1.5%)
ZODIACMOTHERFUCKER
0(0.0%)
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
2(2.9%)

Which is your favorite gift item from the traditional carol "The Twelve Days of Leonard"?

A lecture on post-modernity
14(19.2%)
Two drunken shoves
4(5.5%)
Three-inch punch
4(5.5%)
Four failing grades
5(6.8%)
Five goddamn things
18(24.7%)
Six Gs a kilo
4(5.5%)
Seven spawn of Satan
2(2.7%)
Eight Michael Milkens
0(0.0%)
Nine lazy bastards
3(4.1%)
Ten laws of physics
10(13.7%)
Eleven pipes with filters
6(8.2%)
Twelve guns a-gunning
3(4.1%)

Which is your favorite of the following TV Christmas specials?

“Afternoon Delight” (Arrested Development, season 2)
8(11.1%)
“A Benihana Christmas” (The Office, season 3)
3(4.2%)
“Black Adder’s Christmas Carol” (The Black Adder, season 3)
16(22.2%)
“Comfort and Joy” (Justice League, season 2)
1(1.4%)
“Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future” (Aqua Teen Hunger Force, season 2)
1(1.4%)
“A Huey Freeman Christmas” (The Boondocks, season 1)
1(1.4%)
“Luda-Christmas” (30 Rock, season 2)
7(9.7%)
“Miracle on Evergreen Terrace” (The Simpsons, season 8)
2(2.8%)
“SCTV Staff Christmas Party” (SCTV, season 2)
2(2.8%)
“A Tale of Two Santas” (Futurama, season 3)
5(6.9%)
“A Very Venture Christmas” (The Venture Brothers, season 1)
7(9.7%)
“Xmas Story” (NewsRadio, season 2)
6(8.3%)
I don’t know/I don't care
5(6.9%)
I have my own favorite I will note in comments
2(2.8%)
Fuck all these shows, my favorite Christmas drink is Haterade
6(8.3%)

Invent a new holiday so I can keep having four-day weekends into February.

Comments

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erindubitably
Dec. 1st, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
How do you have such awesome taste in TV (assuming the shows listed in your poll are an accurate representation of your own viewing preferences)?
ludickid
Dec. 1st, 2008 06:12 pm (UTC)
That's your most emo icon ever
That's what they pay me for...
lester22
Dec. 1st, 2008 06:26 pm (UTC)
If you upload the mix, how will we get the nifty cover art?
ludickid
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
A .jpg of the cover art can be included in the folder you download.
lester22
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
But I want things DONE FOR ME!

There could be remuneration, even.
ludickid
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Man, this guy.
lester22
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:55 pm (UTC)
Anyone can be bought, Leonard. Even you.
roseyv
Dec. 1st, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
Hmm. I don’t even know your mom, and I’m guessing the baby Jesus would have very little of interest to say, what with being an infant and all, but most of those other people seem thoroughly unpleasant from a social perspective, so I guess I’d have to go with your mom, because she might have cute stories about your childhood which I would enjoy knowing you knew I now knew about you.
ludickid
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
Thoroughly unpleasant? What have you got against Ernie Colon?
roseyv
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
Honestly, I didn't even see that name on the list, although it probably wouldn't have mattered if I did, since I don't really know anything about the comical books.
clh22
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:15 pm (UTC)
I never got my last year's Kung Fu Christmas.
ludickid
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Well good grief, Chemical! We'll have to correct that.
yuriverse
Dec. 1st, 2008 08:07 pm (UTC)
I'm severely olde school in my xmas special tastes. Charlie Brown Christmas for me. Though I have vague memories of a Married with Children episode in which a sky-diving Santa missed his mall target and plummeted to his death in the family's back yard. Perhaps I mark myself as slightly less medieval if I call that one out ...
detlef
Dec. 1st, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
"Gratuitous Additional Non-Fireworks/Dead Veterans-Contingent America Celebration Day"

Yeah!, and if we had a holiday for people who never did jack shit for their community/country that would serve the greater portion of the American populace. Let's schedule it for some time shortly after Valentine's Day, since they don't have another consumerist feast day to observe for months in advance until Halloween comes back around in August.
happinesstogo
Dec. 2nd, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
Somehow I didn't see Tommy Chong as one of my choices until after I voted, so I'd like to change my vote to him. As if anybody cares one way or the other.
schtune
Dec. 2nd, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)
That Justice League episode made me feel deeply and genuinely happy when I saw it.
thebitterguy
Dec. 10th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
The JL Christmas episode was a delight.
thevulgartrade
Dec. 4th, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
I think time definitely needs to be taken off work for Tony Iommi's birthday.
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