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Well, the current cycle of Burger King ads have finally made the leap from 'mildly disturbing' to 'pure nightmare fuel':



Note that in its original form, this is a film. Which means the image you see is moving. Undulating, you might even say, in a way that is meant to communicate "come hither" but instead says "run thither and cease ye not your running until the coming of the dawn".

The whole thing is even more awful if you have ever been inside a Burger King and gotten a gander at the kind of people who work there. Please, Burger King. Please stop this now.

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harmfulguy
Dec. 17th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
The Scent of Microwaved Lettuce


Edited at 2008-12-17 10:33 pm (UTC)
ludickid
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
Re: The Scent of Microwaved Lettuce
In the interest of full disclosure, that ad is indirectly paying some of my rent. But still.
ortho_bob
Dec. 17th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

Now you can smell like a short order cook.
ludickid
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
I am now closer to death for having clicked on that link.
roseyv
Dec. 18th, 2008 05:20 pm (UTC)
Huh. I clicked on the link, and it told me I needed a newer version of flash, then wouldn't let me have it.

So I guess I dodged a bullet there.
lester22
Dec. 18th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
So much is wrong about that. So very, very much.
bassman42
Dec. 17th, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
Run! Run for your lives!
rollick
Dec. 18th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
Nope! Next ad: Full-frontal naked King slowly pleasuring himself by rubbing a Whopper with extra cheese up and down his schlong for 15 minutes.
ludickid
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORES
deanarae
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was only going to have to gouge out my eyes, but now I have to remove my brain as well!!!!!!!!!!
anne_jumps
Dec. 18th, 2008 12:42 am (UTC)
I can't say I'm in favor of the recent advertising trend of associating fast-food sandwiches with sex.
deanarae
Dec. 18th, 2008 01:58 pm (UTC)
I am amused that Burger King's new perfume (god help us) is called "Flame." It opens up some interesting advertising possibilities... I mean aside from the above.
andyaxel
Dec. 18th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
Beefcake shot?
oilyrags
Dec. 18th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
Those future Mad Men episodes set in 2008 are going to be quite a thing to watch.
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