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"I would like to become a horribly maimed, manic criminal investigator!"

"I, conversely, would like to get a degree that would allow me to become an angry, homicidal teacher!"

"For me, it's a lucrative career as a drugged-up, surly pharmacy technician!"

No matter what your expressed-with-an-incredibly-inappropriate-emoticon career goal may be, we can help.

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culturalvacuum
Jan. 2nd, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC)
The Medical Billing Specialist doesn't exactly look like his choice is working out for him.
ludickid
Jan. 2nd, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
I shudder to think what poor soul is going to get assigned that social worker.
(Anonymous)
Jan. 2nd, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
I'm an insufferably smug upper class Brit with the sort of underbite produced by generations of inbreeding - how do I become a social worker?
fengi
Jan. 2nd, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
That was me.

Edited at 2009-01-02 08:49 pm (UTC)
bassman42
Jan. 2nd, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
Those are pretty fucked up, allright. One of those "pay 750 bucks to get a useless degree" things, no doubt. I wanna be a smugly superior social worker with a minor in serial murder.
oilyrags
Jan. 2nd, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
criminal investigator looks slightly carol lay-esque. Not so much the others though.
bing_crosby
Jan. 2nd, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
I want to be MORE baby MORE!!!!
hipsterdetritus
Jan. 2nd, 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
Now all we need to do is perch one of those faces atop a dancing silhouette punching a monkey and everything stupid about internet advertising will be more or less covered.
lapsedmodernist
Jan. 2nd, 2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
OMG.
happinesstogo
Jan. 3rd, 2009 12:06 am (UTC)
Holy hell, every now and then some stupid little piddling silly thing just strikes me as being THE FUNNIEST THING EVAR and this is it for the day, my friend, this is it...I just spent the reading of this post and its subsequent comments laughing so long and hard it hurt.

Edited at 2009-01-03 12:06 am (UTC)
thaitea
Jan. 3rd, 2009 06:29 am (UTC)
These choices make "Drug Dealer" seem like a sane option.
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