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1982: The Nagelizer™ Home Facial Colorant

1986: Natur-Lye, the Burning Shampoo

1991: GrudgeFucks™ Chocolate-Flavored Birth Control Pills

1994: StranguLotto, a lottery where getting all six numbers means you win a huge jackpot, but getting zero numbers means you get throttled to death by a visiting mafioso

1998: Billy Joel's Unlicenced Conceptual Lawsuit Generator

2000: ToothBaste™ turkey-flavored mouthwash

2001: Screaming Boy Face™ Brand Sugar Cookies: "The Best Sweet Biscuits With a Screaming Boy's Face on the Label!"

2003: Windows Esperanto Network Edition

2007: Smellofarm Colognes

2009: Build-Your-Own-Prison Home Edition, with designer shock collars by Christian Siriano

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oilyrags
Jan. 9th, 2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
What we really need is a contraceptive pill laced with rohypnol.


What?
feisty_robot
Jan. 9th, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
Wasn't GrudgeFucks™ sold by the same company that made Prevent-a-lone™, the contraceptive cheese?
brian_barker
Jan. 10th, 2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
Windows Esperanto 2003
Esperanto is hardly a failure if you consider that:-

Esperanto is hardly a failure if you consider that:-

During a short period of 121 years Esperanto is now in the top 100 languages, out of 6,800 worldwide, according to the CIA factbook. It is the 17th most used language in Wikipedia, and in use by Skype, Firefox and Facebook.

Native Esperanto speakers,(people who have used the language from birth), include George Soros,World Chess Champion Susan Polger, Ulrich Brandenberg the new German Ambassador to NATO and Nobel Laureate Daniel Bovet.

Further information can be seen at http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8837438938991452670 A glimpse of the language can be seen at http://www.lernu.net
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