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According to the ever-responsible FOX News, the Australian fires signal a coming wave of 'forest jihad'. It must be true, someone said it on the internet! Plus "experts" agree!

Note also the speculation that the Secret Society of Super-Villains al-Q'aeda may be planning mass poisonings of our food supply, or, as I like to call it, 'Cheetos jihad'.

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archaica
Feb. 11th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC)
At least if Cheetos Jihad took place Jonah Goldberg would be the first to go.
perich
Feb. 11th, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC)
Tonight at eleven: Are You Panicking Enough?

Something That Could Harm ... Your Children!

And: Local Resident Makes a Difference in the Community.

All this, plus traffic and weather for the big game this weekend.
secondperiod
Feb. 11th, 2009 02:38 pm (UTC)
Fox News: The discerning terrorist's source for awesome new ideas.
tritium
Feb. 11th, 2009 03:34 pm (UTC)
What the fuck... seriously.
oilyrags
Feb. 11th, 2009 04:06 pm (UTC)
It is, of course, a relief to know that they fact check their stories as thoroughly as they background check their producers.
yuriverse
Feb. 11th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
"No evidence linking the fires to extremists ... but IF THEY HAD DONE IT ..."

Considering every report of arsonists are that they were idiotic white bogans (bogan = (Yank) yahoo, redneck, etc) seeking cheap thrills & attention, methinks Fox is cashing in Oklahoma-City-ish.

200+ dead and they use it for their masturbatory terror porn fantasies. Fucking conservavultures. If I didn't loath them enough already, I'd be sputtering with misanthropic rage. Well, moreso.
carbonunit
Feb. 11th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
"Bush-fires. For millions of years bush fires have ravaged our countryside, and today Fox reveals the cause - Terrorists!"

Coming up next - did terrorists kill the megafauna? And what about the dinosaurs? Asteroid impact, or something more sinister?"
calamityjon
Feb. 11th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
Other coming jihads to be aware of:

- Raining On Your Vacation Jihad
- Your Amazon package is Sent To The Wrong Address Jihad
- The Guy At Home Depot is Kind Of A Jerk To You Jihad
- Toe Sutbbing Jihad
flying_blind
Feb. 12th, 2009 12:29 am (UTC)
They're just carrying out Rupert Murdoch's Fatwah against rational thought.
mckennl
Feb. 12th, 2009 06:11 am (UTC)



Someone should add the heat vision to that photo to show how it started.

Edited at 2009-02-12 06:11 am (UTC)
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