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Real Life Tags

If I used tags for things that happened to me in life, here are some that would get used a lot.

- DRIVING: YOU ARE BAD AT IT
- MY MANY DISEASES
- YOU LIKE ONE THING
- THE INTERNET IS A SEWER
- SEX WAS FUN
- SQUALOR AHOY
- PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT THOUGHT THINGS THROUGH
- I AM/WILL BE/WAS DRUNK
- HOW I AM WORSE THAN EVERYBODY
- HOW IF YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME I WILL VOW TO DESTROY YOU
- YOU ARE BORING
- ARGUMENTS THAT SHOULD END WITH YOU BEING SHOT IN THE FACE

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fengi
Feb. 24th, 2009 04:44 pm (UTC)
Now I'm thinking about how these tags would work.

The "Spook Country" influenced cyber geeks would suggest some complex iPhone / glasses interface, but really a set of post-its and a note pad to jot down coordinates would do.

Y'know if for some reason I end up indigent and mentally ill, this will be how fill my days. And people will be like, "Have you heard about the real like meta-tag guy?" And you will have to say, "Yeah, that's kind of my fault."
ludickid
Feb. 24th, 2009 04:57 pm (UTC)
I picture it like the opening credit sequence of Panic Room.
mckennl
Feb. 25th, 2009 01:47 am (UTC)
hahahahahaha
vito_excalibur
Feb. 24th, 2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
I like "squalor ahoy"!
ludickid
Feb. 24th, 2009 04:58 pm (UTC)
Then you'll love my apartment!
vito_excalibur
Feb. 24th, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
Nonono, I like the warning. I can think of a few places it might have come in handy.
calamityjon
Feb. 24th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
Frankly, they sound like awful cookies.
vito_excalibur
Feb. 24th, 2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I heard focus groups responded the same way, so they changed it to "Snackwell's".
unclebebby
Feb. 24th, 2009 06:50 pm (UTC)
You could always execute them on the corner of major intersection, screaming them out loud at the top of your lungs.

I normally just scream out "what's going on", but I'm retarded.
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