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UPSIDE: I got an awesome house!

DOWNSIDE: Given the current state of my health, it is entirely possible that by the time I move into it on May 1st, I will be dead!

UPSIDE: It turns out that I did, in fact, make a critical error on my tax return, and once I file an amended return, I will owe much less money than I thought I would!

DOWNSIDE: I will still owe a tremendously huge amount of money!

UPSIDE: Inexplicably, I have been selected to do a contestant audition for Jeopardy!!

DOWNSIDE: Opening up the possibility that I will utterly humiliate myself on national television!

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archaica
Apr. 13th, 2009 02:01 pm (UTC)
Well, all of this can only end well for us.
ludickid
Apr. 13th, 2009 02:07 pm (UTC)
Well, that's true. The worst possible outcome for me -- public humiliation followed by impoverished death -- equals boffo laughs for you.
archaica
Apr. 13th, 2009 02:08 pm (UTC)
I'm glad to see that you accept you've become the Sad Clown of LiveJournal.
doraphilia
Apr. 13th, 2009 02:14 pm (UTC)
UPSIDE: you get to stay with Dora and Norman and Otis when you audition!

DOWNSIDE: you have to sleep on a mattress on the floor and listen to us bicker.

ludickid
Apr. 13th, 2009 05:24 pm (UTC)
That's a downside?
janehex
Apr. 13th, 2009 04:20 pm (UTC)
So after the first commercial break, I want to know what your amusing Jeopardy contestant anecdote will be. I'm sure you can choose from literally hundreds.
ludickid
Apr. 13th, 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)
Well, I have to avoid anything legally incriminating.
solipsiae
Apr. 14th, 2009 04:29 pm (UTC)
BUT ARE YOU BUYING OR RENTING

I should probably check your earlier posts. I'm just now catching up.
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