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I ain't no nice guy

The odd thing isn't that I was at the grocery store the other day and bought a hammer, some rope, a roll of duct tape, sulfuric acid, and razor blades. Sometimes you just gotta roll the potato, as a great man once said.

The odd thing is that nobody gave me a second look.

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rxgreene
Apr. 30th, 2009 10:42 am (UTC)
The last time I was on vacation I bought an axe*, some rope, a garden hose, a 5 gallon bucket, and some duct tape**.

*For splitting wood for my brother in law's fireplace
**I was making a markiwara
dignam
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:26 pm (UTC)
You can buy sulfuric acid at the grocery store? Which freakin' aisle? I've been hunting for that shit ever since a certain basement incident I'd rather not broadcast.
bisonfish
Apr. 30th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
roll the potato

Is that a euphemism for 'taking the action'?
calamityjon
Apr. 30th, 2009 03:27 pm (UTC)
A friend of mine was once telling me how he got the stinkeye at Wal*Mart while picking up some things his girlfriend needed for her daughter and some equipment for some home landscaping. Apparently everything rolled down the conveyor belt in the form of: Shovel, pick, work gloves, filter mask, plastic tarp, rope, duct tape, hacksaw, small girl's panties, candy bar.
crepedelbebe
Apr. 30th, 2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
dead
roseyv
Apr. 30th, 2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
Well, it is Texas, after all.
roseyv
Apr. 30th, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC)
Come to think of it, I used to get dirty looks from people at the supermarket when I’d put a pint of friggin Ben and Jerry’s on the belt. But I guess being fat trumps being a putative serial killer seven times out of ten.
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