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And ESPECIALLY not Adam fucking Lambert

Dear American Idol,


You know I got mad love for you. But here's the thing: no white person should ever, ever sing "A Change is Gonna Come". Ever.

Civilly,
Leonard

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fiberpunk
May. 20th, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC)
He was BOOOOORN near Joan Rivers!
ludickid
May. 20th, 2009 04:11 pm (UTC)
His dad owned a boat
And just like that yacht, baby, he's nicknamed "Golden Throat"

It's been a long time coming
But I know
I'm going to win a popular television reality show competition
lester22
May. 20th, 2009 06:42 pm (UTC)
Leonard, as usual, FTW.
clockworkmonkey
May. 20th, 2009 04:12 pm (UTC)
Nor "What's Goin' On" really.
bing_crosby
May. 20th, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
oh no. I am glad I didn't see that. That's one of the best songs ever in my book, and .. just, no.
kudaspeaks
May. 20th, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
I dunno, I immediately thought the Other, Probably Even More Bored Simon gave Glambert a civil rights song because every other article I see about Adam puts him in the context of the marriage equality battle, and it was a nod to that change that's gonna come. I probably overthought that by about a million. And then good ol' reliable Adam came out and completely went right off the rails. Sigh.

I think they gave Kris "What's Going On" to fuck with him. I liked it when the judges were telling him he was just the dude to sell a message song and he stared at them with the blank button eyes of a Conway, Arkansas business major. He likes Jesus and rolling up his shirt sleeves, Randy! His major cause right now is growing a mustache!
slammerkinbabe
May. 20th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
Yyyyyyyyyyyyep.
perich
May. 20th, 2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
help me out
I've been trying to get my music critic friend to refer to Adam Lambert's hardcore psycho fans as "Lambertarians."

I think you've got enough influence that, if you put your weight behind it, we could make it happen.
mckennl
May. 20th, 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)
"Marvin Gaye is so proud!"
bassman42
May. 20th, 2009 10:25 pm (UTC)
Especially not, but we've come to expect crap from American Idol, have we not? I quit watching after Season 2 or 3 when some really good talent went by the wayside so some Barbies and Kens could stay in.
vito_excalibur
May. 23rd, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
Hey, some time ago you did a post on the good things about postmodernism. I am fruitlessly looking for it. Fruit me?
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