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CUT CREATOR!

As you may recall, my previous DJ name -- DJ Proper Cuts -- turned out to be already in use by a dude in Boston. Since I have a new gig coming up in August, I need to select a new one. I was joking with hipsterdetritus that I'd just pull it randomly from TV Tropes, which turned out to be a pretty good idea.

So:

Poll #1435889 DELETE THE SELECTAH

Which of these do you like best as a DJ name?

DJ America Saves The Day
7(10.8%)
DJ Curb Stomp Battle
9(13.8%)
Education Through Pyrotechnics
7(10.8%)
DJ Ferris Wheel of Doom
4(6.2%)
DJ Instrument of Murder
2(3.1%)
The Radio Dies First
7(10.8%)
DJ SPY VS. SPY
16(24.6%)
DJ Violence is the Only Option
3(4.6%)
DJ You Are Too Late
2(3.1%)
To Defeat the DJ, I Must Become the DJ
8(12.3%)

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perich
Jul. 27th, 2009 07:45 pm (UTC)
a dude in Boston.

Link? Google turns up this very post before anything useful.
ludickid
Jul. 27th, 2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
No link, I just got an e-mail from this dude, some British-Jamaican-America who says he DJs under that name in Boston.
perich
Jul. 27th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
THE INTERNET IS SKEPTICAL.
hooper_x
Jul. 27th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
The Radio Dies First is pretty badass, but in retrospect, it's more of an emo band name than a DJ handle. So retroactively flip me over to DJ America Saves The Day.
slammerkinbabe
Jul. 27th, 2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF DJ PROPER CUTS AND I HAVE BEEN OUT TO EVENTS WITH DJS AT LEAST THREE TIMES IN THE LAST SIX YEARS

OBVIOUSLY THIS PERSON DOES NOT EXIST.
ludickid
Jul. 27th, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
I have no idea if he's real or not. I just know someone claiming to be him wrote me an e-mail, and I don't like the name enough to fight for it.
hipsterdetritus
Jul. 27th, 2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
I wish I had a log of our conversation in front of me so I could dredge up some of our weirdest non-TVTropes-inspired possibilities. The only one I recall off the top of my head is DJ Cheeseburgertown.
hipsterdetritus
Jul. 28th, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
Found it! Slightly abridged, with AIM names changed to protect whatever, attempt #3 #4 brought to you by vodka:

[20:30] nate: wait, someone already has your DJ name? (And, uh, what was your DJ name?)
[20:31] leonard: DJ Supercuts
[20:31] nate: huh, crud.
[20:31] nate: I suggested "DJ Hamfists"
[20:31] leonard: DH Hands of Stone
[20:31] leonard: DJ Hands of Stone Rugged Ronnie Garvin
[20:32] nate: DJ Julio Lugo
[20:33] nate: DJ Selectotron-2000
[20:33] leonard: DJ One More Buttface
[20:34] nate: DJ Maybe Partying Will Help
[20:34] leonard: DJ It Was The Blurst Of Times
[20:34] nate: DJ Cronenberg Body Horror
[20:34] leonard: ha ha, good one
[20:35] nate: DJ Ben Stein's Condescending Nasal Tone
[20:35] leonard: somethin' from TV Tropes maybe
[20:36] leonard: DJ Bad Cop/Incompetent Cop
[20:36] nate: DJ Let's Do Drugs
[20:37] leonard: DJ Julius Beethoven DaVinci
[20:38] nate: DJ Cheeseburgertown
[20:38] leonard: ha
roseyv
Jul. 28th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
DJ Julie London
DJ Loudon Wainwright
DJ Piano-Playing Kitty
DJ’a hear the one about the dumb blonde DJ?
DJ Chex Party Mix
DJ Shmuely

I could go on like this all day.
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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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