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Tasteful San Antonio: The Greetening

Yes, it's time once again for Meetup.com to tell me things it mistakenly believes I would like more than not leaving my house! Let's watch.

Outdoors Fit and Fun Group

Ha ha ha! No.

Natural Weight Loss Group

If by "natural" you mean I don't have to do anything, go anywhere, or change my eating habits or behavior in any way, okay, I'm on board. Otherwise, pass.

Hatchet Rydas C.C. - San Antonio, TX Chapter

I don't know if I would enjoy ryding a hatchet. Also, I am surprised that there are enough Hatchet Rydas that they have their own community college.

The Dreams, Synchronicity and Imagination Group

Wow! A chance to be bored in person by other peoples' dreams, instead of just on the internet!

Republican Liberty Caucus of Bexar County Meetup

GIVE ME MY PARKING SPOT BACK, YOU GLENN-BECK-LISTENING-TO BASTARDS

C4 Cycles of San Antonio

A motorcycle made out of plastic explosives, eh? All right, I admit I'm intrigued by this one.

Free to Be Spiritual Group

Feel free to be spiritual, y'allzy! I'll be over here being not that.

SA Support For Pregnant Teens And Young Mommies To Be

Man, I sincerely hope not to be part of this group in any way ever.

San Antonio Information Technology Professionals

A lot of crossover with the Republican Liberty Caucus, I'd imagine.

Stamping with Kimberly: Card Making and Scrapbooking

Stomping on Kimberly, you say? I'll be right over with my C4 cycle and the boys in the Hatchet Rydaz!

Dinner: Possible!

I love this one, with its promise that yes! You too might actually one day eat dinner, like those fancy Hollywood people! This one, by the way, was highlighted as "of special interest" to me, which means that Meetup.com thinks I am completely incapable of fixing myself a meal.

The San Antonio Center for Spiritual Living

But is it FREE TO BE Spiritual Living?

Course In Miracles Discussion Group San Antonio Area

Note: No Miracles Take Place During Course In Miracles

Survival Fitness and Racing

"Survival racing"?

Life Story Collecting Workshop

I kind of want to go to this and, after the first speaker, say "Listen, pal, I didn't come here to hear your life story!"

San Antonio Area Widowed Persons Service Meetup Group

This one was also marked as "of special interest" to me. Did my wife die and none of you fuckers told me about it?

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doraphilia
Oct. 21st, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
these make my day every time.
roseyv
Oct. 21st, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
I actually read that one up there as “Stampeding with Kimberly,” and I had a moment where I was like, okay, now that? Sounds like it would be worth leaving the house for. I think you’re hard to please, fella.

But then it wasn’t that, so.
goingferal
Oct. 21st, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
Survival Racing -- it's all about who gets to the end.
happinesstogo
Oct. 21st, 2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
Maybe that last one was marked of special interest to you because meetup thinks you could provide "service" to the San Antonio area widowed persons, if you know what I mean.
rum_holiday
Oct. 22nd, 2009 02:20 pm (UTC)
Ding! Ding! Ding!
vito_excalibur
Oct. 22nd, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)
I'm over here hoping that you've wronged the IT professionals.

That being said, I cannot think of any party I would less rather go to other than all of the others you listed.
secondperiod
Oct. 22nd, 2009 02:58 pm (UTC)
Oh, Jesus, man, Dinner: Possible! would be so much better if it were called Dinner? Possibly!

Also, Survival Racing should be called "Run for your fucking life"
slammerkinbabe
Nov. 11th, 2009 05:05 am (UTC)
I haven't been spending much time on LJ for awhile and am just catching up but I have to tell you that this entry is basically one of the funniest things ever.
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