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I am not dead yet: 2010 edition

Hello, all! Hope you had a lovely holiday season. I am, as you can see, not dead yet, which is about the best anyone can say. I'm sorry I haven't been around more; I will try to rectify this in the future. I've missed you in the last few non-posting months; if you have gotten married, had children, died, discovered your long-denied secret love for me, or had any other life-changing experience, please catch me up on it in comments.

Meanwhile, let's start the year off with some whoring. Behold: a new episode of Wasted Words to which you can listen!

The other night, I woke up at around 2AM and stumbled to the bathroom to piss. I spotted one of those monster palmetto bug perched on the top rail of my shower, and naturally, I wanted to kill it, because those things are the Devil's own cock-a-roaches. Unfortunately, I was half-dazed from sleep, and there was no bug spray in the bathroom, and if I'd gone back to my bedroom to get a shoe, it would have gotten away. So instead I unloaded on the fucker with some megadosage from a can of Glade Air Infusions. The bug seemed more confused than injured by this, but it did flee the premises, and I am hoping that it eventually died from what I am calling Peach-Scented Cockroach Genocide. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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vito_excalibur
Jan. 7th, 2010 03:37 pm (UTC)
Happy new year! Thanks for not being dead yet!
quba
Jan. 7th, 2010 03:38 pm (UTC)
Hey Leonard,

A hot nurse friend of mine is moving to San Antonio. I'm'nna tell her to look you up.

Love,
Sean
roninspoon
Jan. 7th, 2010 05:04 pm (UTC)
Interestingly enough, I did have a child. Well, my wife did all the hard work, but now there is a little version of me. One that poops and drools more than I do.
roseyv
Jan. 7th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
I want you to know that I have actually become quite the fan of Wasted Words, for reals.

Also, I thought of you this morning at around 2:00 am when the sound of my upstairs neighbor's snoring began penetrating the ceiling, because I seem to remember you talking about having a similar situation (audible trans-apartmental snorage) in your old place in Chicago.

Other than those two things, my life has changed in literally no way whatsoever since around 2007, so I guess we're pretty officially caught up.

Happy New Year!
rjwhite
Jan. 8th, 2010 02:03 am (UTC)
And you! Thank you for listening!
hipsterdetritus
Jan. 7th, 2010 06:11 pm (UTC)
That was a great episode of Wasted Words, though I did wind up getting a little bewildered by the fact that the Vocabublaster segment came up with six minutes left in the show. For this, there was good reason.
rjwhite
Jan. 8th, 2010 02:02 am (UTC)
Wow- your bewilderment belies the fact that you have listened to more than one episode. God bless you, kind sir.
hipsterdetritus
Jan. 8th, 2010 02:18 am (UTC)
Ha! Doesn't it usually show up with two or three minutes to go, or is that only during the episodes where Shek panics and tries to come up with something off the top of his head and/or a bottle of ketchup?
rjwhite
Jan. 8th, 2010 02:24 am (UTC)
M-M-M-MEGAFAAAAN BONUS.
slammerkinbabe
Jan. 8th, 2010 03:19 pm (UTC)
You got 99 problems, but a roach ain't one?
I thought you were going to tell us that you peed on the cockroach.

As is probably obvious from the subject line, I saw you're in that LJ book thingy. I was amused by their choice, and also by the fact that they only printed 16 problems.

My life-changing experience in the last few weeks was that I got drunk on New Year's, found out that getting drunk does not go okay with my current medication cocktail, and spent three days sick as a dog. It was very exciting.
roseyv
Jan. 8th, 2010 05:47 pm (UTC)
Re: You got 99 problems, but a roach ain't one?
What's the LJ book thing?
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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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