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More dialogue from an nonexistent sitcom

I have a distinct memory of having done this before, but I can't find any examples of it. Oh well. (EDIT: Oh, wait. Here they are.)

KINGMAN: Hey, I have a great idea.

TIM: Oh, boy.

KINGMAN: Why 'Oh, boy'?

TIM: Because the only time you ever say that is right after you've woken up from a nap, and your great ideas are always based on a dream you just had.

KINGMAN: So?

TIM: So they don't make any sense.

DOOLEY: Just let him go. I don't feel like working.

TIM: All right, let's hear it.

KINGMAN: We should have a fundraiser to help Adam West get a new artificial leg.

TIM: I hate to say I told you so, but...

KINGMAN: What do you mean?

DOOLEY: Adam West doesn't have an artificial leg, boss.

KINGMAN: Haven't you people ever heard of preventive medicine?

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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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