Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Things I can't do

In general order of immediacy and importance:

1. Sleep
2. Get out of working today
3. Check my e-mail
4. Install OSX on my computer
5. Get my shit together financially
6. Avoid getting on the train with incredibly irritating people
7. Figure out how to make my cats shut up
8. Understand why LiveJournal keeps reloading this page, erasing everything I've written

Other than that, things are fine.
Tags: crankery, diary, lists

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