Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Blaaaaaagh

Sorry for the assholish nature of that last post. Baseball brings out the aggressiveness in me.

To make it up to you, here is a poem I wrote, to tell you how much I love each and every one of you.

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I love you much
I love you lots
I love you more than Tater Tots!

I love your wang
I love your sack
I rarely flip you off behind your back.

You are so great
It makes me sick
Bud Selig can eat a dick.

I love your rack
I love your broom
I love the stuffed toys in your room

I love the way
You read my log
And don't mind that I'm a big fat hog.

I love you more
Than Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ!

I love you so much
Please send me some money
I accept cash, money orders and PayPal.

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Pretty good, eh? All for you. Kisses!
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