To make it up to you, here is a poem I wrote, to tell you how much I love each and every one of you.
I love you much
I love you lots
I love you more than Tater Tots!
I love your wang
I love your sack
I rarely flip you off behind your back.
You are so great
It makes me sick
Bud Selig can eat a dick.
I love your rack
I love your broom
I love the stuffed toys in your room
I love the way
You read my log
And don't mind that I'm a big fat hog.
I love you more
Than Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ!
I love you so much
Please send me some money
I accept cash, money orders and PayPal.
Pretty good, eh? All for you. Kisses!