Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Random recap, or, the most boring post ever

- Strange event of the day: someone completely unknown to me wrote me an e-mail asking if I would make her a copy of a CD I happen to own that she read about on my online CD list. Possibly this is a sting operation set up by the RIAA. I could become a notorious super-criminal!

- My alarm clock has apparently stopped working, which means I'm going to have to buy a new one. This is the sort of purchase I hate to make, because there's no consumer frisson to it at all. How exciting is the purchase of a goddamn alarm clock? That's one of the things the government should just hand out for free, like toilet paper and light bulbs.

- Man, I smell good today. I smell SUPER HOTT AND SEXXXY! If you could smell me, you would instantly drag me back to your house, apartment, or refrigerator box for an afternoon of sweaty grunting sex-love, and you wouldn't even notice how fat and annoying I am, BECAUSE I SMELL SO GODDAMN GREAT.

- I think Jesus did not mean for me to collaborate on projects with people. The reason for this is so stupefying I dare not even mention it.

- Anyone expecting e-mail from me may be disappointed, because for the last week, my e-mail has been what we call here in Chicago "hinky". That is to say, it has been not delivering things for no reason I can fathom. So if you don't get an e-mail from me, let me know. HA HA! Oh, that's rich. Also, anyone sending an e-mail TO me might have similar problems. I intend to fix the problem, whatever it is, by baring my chest at the monitor and showing it my tattoos, and then swinging around a sawed-off pool cue. That'll larn 'er.
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