Here's what my IMDB entry will look like.
Consuming Spirits (2003)...Policeman (voice)
As-Yet-Untitled Film About Robots (2003)...Sergio Henderson
In the latter film, I will be reciting the following poem to a pool-playing robot.
"Oh robot, you are so great.
You are not bad, I do not hate.
Oh robot, sweet robot.
I think you are my soul mate."
Please remember me at Oscar voting time.