Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Stolen!

I don't know if anyone else will find this funny, but it fucking cracked me up. From a music forum I hang out on, ANDREW LEVINE slew me with this post:

SHIT FROM AN OLD COOKBOOK: RECIPES FROM THE WATT, BOON & HURLEY FAMILIES

The Roar of the Masses Could Be Tarts
If Reagan Made Biscuits
Cream is Free, Motherfucker!
Maybe Parmesan Will Help
Split-Pea Red
Sell or Be Salad
Bacon Sighted Through Fog
Little Man With A Bun In His Hand

I responded with:

Joe McCarthy's Toast
The Punch Bowl
I Felt Like a Pinot Grigio
Bob Dylan Ate Mozzarella Sticks
Working Men are Pasta
This is Too A Picnic
Cheeses & Tequila
Mr. Robot's Holy Hors D'oeuvres
Tags: laffs, music
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