Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Here is a song I just wrote about the year 1829.

1829! 1829!
Of all the 1820s, you're the flyest super-fine!
I sing about you sweeter than the voice of Patsy Cline
'Cause you're 1829!

June the fuckin' eighth in the town of Liverpool
The UK's first non-London municipal swimming pool!
Sevastopol in Russia told the Jews to all get bent!
Philly laid the cornerstone for the first U.S. mint!
Leo XII and Pius VIII both took the final hike!
A bunch of Polish people drowned 'cause of a broken dyke!
A dude named Johnny Martin set the church at York on fire!
Bill Burt invents the typewriter, unless I am a liar!

1829! 1829!
In the early 1820s, you're the year that really shines!
I dream about you daily while I drink and dance and dine
'Cause you're 1829!

Catholics in England got the right to ply their faith!
J.Q. Adams left the White House and he soon became a wraith!
The Turkish and the Russians both negotiated peace!
Then the Turks turned right around and gave autonomy to Greece!
An opera bowed in Paris with the title "William Tell"!
And also, Goethe's "Faust", which was bombastical as hell!
The cops in London got help in the form of Scotland Yard!
Chang and Eng, the Siamese twins, lived a life that was quite hard!

1829! 1829!
For suckas who would dis you, I am gonna draw a line!
Reading all about you sure beats working in a mine
'Cause you're 1829!
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