Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I am an ARTIST!

I have written a poem. This poem consists entirely of lines from the comments section of a single post at crazy arch-conservative weblog Little Green Footballs. It’s long, so behind the cut tag it goes. All quotes 100% genuine. Enjoy.



L.G.F.: A POEM

I.

rotten Palestinian bastards
rotten, cowardly, evil bastards
the fucking hudna
unleash hell on the palis now

let Israel take out the trash;
it seems to be breeding a lot of rats.

these murdering nihilists
shooting them...quicker and cheaper
enough of this PC bullshit
mercy is only interpreted as cowardice
payback is sweet
good hunting

Better to have Palestinian blood on your hands than Jewish
Death to the Arabs. Kill them all.
I cannot get more articulate then that.

South Africa now,
the rape and AIDS capital of the world
oh my G-d!
Arafat must die

[deleted]

Keep on assassinating and killing back
Best fucking news in months
"the Roadmap" = DEAD JEWS

[deleted]

a pain to hear, those filthy swine
all doubts should be removed
You unbelievable asshole.

Fucking A
apartheid Arab colonists
initiated population transfer
is the only way
evil puppetmaster of a nascent terror State
Basta! Basta! Basta!

these animals
how many whites have been killed
the big black bitch Amin
the worst thing that ever happened to Africa was the end of apartheid

[deleted]

Seek and destroy these demons
kill 'em dead thrice
STAY ON THE LINE UNTIL YOU GET A HUMAN.

You road map stinks
Koranimals
wallow in their squalor and filth

[deleted]

There will be peace only after the world has swum in terrorist blood
you gonna get a new asshole shortly

II.

You fucking posturing commie!
We react to murder and your crap too.
It is these arabians who speak of “human” rights.
Do they even know what it means to be human?

You muslim asskissers
nuke that goddamn Iranian reactor
the US, UK, Australia and Israel need to clearn house

cut off the head of this murderous snake
stop trying to dance with it
Damn the Quartet!

How will they flush their toilets?
they’d be baking oil pies
Grr!

When will the world know that this is WW4 and they are the enemy?
the Muslims worship the idol of death
We would be doing them a favor

Kick their asses
Crush their tracheas
occasional Palestinian scum
BULLSHIT
Soddie Arabia
When I am for myself, what am I?

THERE I SAID IT!!!!!
Islam is evil
evil is what causes this
not anything else

bloody (yes, BLOODY) credit
dipwad
take the virgin continent
I hope he is with the raisins now.

III.

KILL
TRANSFER
vaporize Mecca and Medina simulatiously
It took only Hiroshima and Nagasaki to stop the Japaness

treating the savage palestinians as if they were equivalent of Israelis
they are beasts
hurry up on finishing that wall
Oliver Cromwell

and…what are we gone do?
the “elite” of our media who propagate antisemitic lies
family clitorectomies
give these Neandrathals a voice?

we do not want Justice
we need Vengeance
the ball is in motion
the world does not see the rapid animal lurking behind
they scream murder the hunter trying to shoot it
the free and easy passage of Freaks

sack of shit
sack of shit
sack of shit
sack of shit
dipshit

[deleted]

Why don't you go back to your Hitler youth rally you Nazi pig
Repeat as necessary

a festering tumor
this pus-filled cancer
the bags of meat who may look human, but are not,
should be eliminated from existence without pity or remorse

You are a moral equivalent bastard
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IV.

Did Sharon ever have the balls?
This process is bullshit
go greyhound if you want to live

A lucky little soul
Morlocks
wearing a strait jacket
I would like to use the bible as a model
No truce with the Shadow

Sick leftos
Find-a-raghead-and-slam-his-head-in-a-car-door-until-he-passes-out
What are you smoking today, Mr Appeasement?

Revelation 7:9
Stay out of their friggin zoning ordinances
"oops, wrong religion."

You don't give animals a state
You put them in a cage
Ramadan-a-dingdong

:(

V.

Kill them all.
Kill them all.
Warm up those B-1’s and B-2’s.

The relationships between Blacks and Jews has been –
until a few years ago –
a very wonderful one,
from what I gather.

Why use a parachute?
G-d
g-d
G-D.

no candy for anti israeli parades
pour pig blood on all the sensitive areas
homo
spodeydopes
Boomestinians

This is an evil religion!
False Prophet and all!

What would we do without LGF?

fin

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