Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Junk food review

- New Garlic & Butter Ritz Crackers do an amazing job of tasting nothing whatsoever like garlic or butter. They're not bad, really -- they taste exactly like regular Ritz Crackers, which are pleasant enough. They just don't have any discernable garlic or butter overtones. Or undertones. Or tones.

- Vanilla Pepsi, in both the regular and diet permutations, must be judged a colossal failure. Oily, cloying and with an extremely artificial interpretation of vanilla (and altogether too much of it), it has the further hindrance of being way too sweet, as is typical for Pepsi products. Pepsi has done to vanilla what Coke did to lemon.

- This week's Roach Coach Fundamental Food (TM) is: SLOPPY JOE. The verdict -- not bad, actually. Lacking the dryness, congealment factor, and general one-week-past-its-sell-by-date quality of most roach coach food, the sloppy joe is tasty, flavorful and simple, has no blatant flaws, and, while I'm sure it's bad for you, doesn't really seem like it's bad for you. Big drawback: too much bun.
Tags: eats

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