Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

This meme stolen from Toyman

If you go to http://www.celebmatch.com and enter your birthdate, they will tell you with what famous person you are the most compatible. For example, if you are me, you are most compatible with:

1. Cathy Freeman 99%
2. Peggy-Jane de Schepper 98%
3. Debi Mazar 98%
4. Hilary Swank 98%
5. Famke Janssen 98%

Now, I know what you're saying: who the fuck are Cathy Freeman and Peggy-Jane de Schepper? Well, here's the answer, via some searching around on Google:

- Cathy Freeman is an Olympic gold medal winning sprinter from Australia. She has an enormous head.

- Peggy-Jane de Schepper is a bimbo-like Dutch TV actress with a bad perm. She is known for her role as 'Angela' on the TV show Costa!, where she appeared in such episodes as "Zon, Zee, Seks en een Dubbledate", "Zon, Zee, Seks en Strippers", and "De Cock en de enge Moord".

To round out the list, we have a hip-hop-loving Bronxite who hasn't worked in 10 years, a woman famous for playing a woman playing a man, and Dr. Jean Grey. My life is now infinitely richer and more fulfilled for knowing this.

Now you try!
Tags: lay-teez, memes
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