What are the issues in this labor dispute? Let's take a look at the strikers' demands.
* Workers will no longer be called 'garbagemen' or 'sanitation engineers', but 'post-usage consumer product removal professionals'
* Pickup schedule to be changed to 'he who tops it off drops it off' paradigm
* All workers to be issued black leather uniforms with skull insignia armbands and "HELL'S DUSTMEN M.C." logo on the back
* Not responsible for hauling human waste; only animal waste
* Grizzly old guys to be legally barred from pronouncing it 'GOB-idge'