Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Adventures in supercable

Last night, while I was writing, I "watched" the 1997 Keanu Reeves/Al Pacino vehicle "Devil's Advocate".

God almighty, did it suck.

I could say something about the cheesy effects, or the awkward directing, or the 6th-grade 'twist' ending, or the hammy performance of Pacino, or any of the numerous other failures of this misguided picture, but I'll confine myself to Charlize Theron. Now, I know who she is, in the sense that I've seen her face on magazine covers and heard her name thrown around, but I don't think I've ever seen her in a movie until now. All I can say is, when you're in a movie with Keanu Reeves and he totally out-acts you, it's time to hang it up and go straight to pornography.
Tags: movies

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