Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

It's a puzzler, all right

Longtime no-lifers readers of this site may recall that the roach coach at the company I work for features a "CHILLI DOG", the label of which lists a "beef winnie" as the main ingredient. Sometimes I eat the "CHILLI DOG", because I am insane.

Anyway, this morning, I went out to the roach coach, and noticed that they now have a new iteration of the "CHILLI DOG". There are now two of them, but strangely, they do not appear to have chili on them. Or anything else. It's just two hot dogs in plain buns with no topping at all. So, they are chili-less chili dogs, but there are two of them. I'm not sure if this is an improvement or not.

Other possibilities: the chili is inside the hot dogs; the chili is invisible; the buns are chili-flavored; the chili is under the hot dog; "chilli" is the word in whatever language the roach coach operator speaks for "two".

It's a conceptual noodle-scratcher.
Tags: eats

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