Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Return of the Tawdry Celebrity Limerick

Inspired my LJ meisterscrivener marlysmullen and her Donald Sutherland haiku, I have decided to revive an old project of mine: TAWDRY CELEBRITY LIMERICK CORNER.

I had hoped I could become rich doing this, but it turns out, not. Anyway, I'll post them here occassionally, and invite you to take a turn. The only rules are, they have to be limericks, they have to be about celebrities, and they have to be tawdry. Observe:

He started with pictures of Lily
As a way to embolden his willy;
Though he says it's a con,
It seems Pete has moved on
To require naked pictures of Billy.

Her fans were all taken aback
When Bobby Brown gave her a smack,
But Whit can't go wrong
Through the power of song
As she wails "I Will Always Love Crack".

Her pop ditties insulted our ears;
Her love dramas brought grown men to tears.
Though it may take a year,
Britney's future is clear:
"Your fluffer is ready, Miss Spears."

Your turn.
Tags: laffs

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