Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Adventures in referral, demographic edition II

Yes, it's time once again for a statistical breakdown of what kind of people are coming to the Ludic Log based on search engine referrals. A little less perverts and a little more sports fans seems to be the trend, which leads me to believe that either the perverts are less interested in sex now that football/hibernation season has begun, or that I'm not using the word "titty" enough in the Log. Enjoy.

28%: COMIC BOOK NERDS
“DC Baron Blitzkrieg powers”
“hatemonger marvel”
“yuda moon krypton”
“global guardians DC comics”
“Viking Prince DC Comics death”
“the black racer superhero”
“big sir dufus ratchet”
“Dan Dunbar”
“cypher mutant power”
“gary concord”
“starfire and blackfire” (from England!)
“Vartok alien”
“firebrand ancient symbol”
“Kamandi the Last Boy on Earth”
“female superhero drawings”
“funky flashman”

12.25%: PEOPLE WHO HAVE MISTAKEN THE LUDIC LOG FOR IMDB.COM
“kill bill character quotes” (from England!)
“tall actors” (twice!)
“Tony Montana scarface tattoos” (from Canada!)
“Adrian Brody is gay”
“and you will know that I am the lord”
“dirty dozen” (from the Netherlands!)
“mila kunis haircut”

12.25%: SPORTS NERDS
“wide world of sports”
“Elroy Face”
“sports violence and fans”
“Baby Yankee fan”
“WWE Smackdown theme”
“sport violence clip” (from Canada!)
“sport violence” (from Canada!)

7%: PEOPLE LOOKING TO BUY CONSUMER GOODS THAT THEY REALLY SHOULDN’T
“recipe make funyuns”
“in-home soda pop fountains”
“united states marine corps hockey jersey”
“RUM N COCA COLA RED GLASS ADVERTISING”

5.25%: PERVERTS
“NAMGLA”
“dressed like a woman”
“prostitute giving a blowjob”

3.5%: COMIC BOOK NERD PERVERTS
“sexy nightwing”
“Scott Shaw hot babe”

3.5%: KIWIS CHEATING ON THEIR HOMEWORK
“then is doomsday near” (from New Zealand!)
“he stoops to conquer” (from New Zealand!)

3.5%: NAZIS
“the blacks solution death”
“Fourth Reich swastika”

3.5%: PEOPLE MISQUOTING ONCE-POPULAR CATCHPHRASES
“machine kill fascists”
“it what’s inside that counts” (from Canada!)

3.5%: PEOPLE WHO HAVE MISTAKEN THE LUDIC LOG FOR GETLYRICS.COM
“songs about flying”
“Carol you’re the bottom of the barrel lyrics”

3.5%: PEOPLE WHO MISTAKENLY BELIEVE MY SITE CONTAINS USEFUL INFORMATION
“political philosophy quiz”
“Crimean War master of arms”

3.5%: VERY ANGRY COMMUNITY THEATRE EXTRAS
“fuck off speeches”
“mad monologues”

1.75%: DORKS
“Halloween ASCII art”

1.75%: NEW AGE WEIRDOS
“Critic Within”

1.75%: PEOPLE AFTER MY OWN HEART
“people getting mauled by animals”

1.75%: STALKERS
“liz mckenna”

1.75%: YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE
“guest of names in America”
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