Anyway, I have lately been thinking that the thing would be super-sweet if it was illustrated. There would, of course, be zero pay for this, but you would have the satisfaction of doing a bunch of difficult, time-consuming work for a person you barely know, so there's that. If you're an artsy type, particularly a drawsy type, and you'd be interested in possibly collaborating on this here thing-wad, then give me a shout below and I'll get you the details sooner and the script later.
(ON EDIT and on the advice of calamityjon, himself an artsy type if not a fartsy type, it probably would work out even snazzier if a whole gaggle of drarrers each contributed a panel or two. Once again, no $, but I'm happy to barter, to give you credit here and on my website, and to do anything else you'd like to participate in my likkle holy day project.
Again, if you're interested, drop me a line (leonard at ludickid dot com), and I'll get you the basic info right away and the script when it's done, which should be next weekend at the latest. Thanky-hoo!
And Jesus thanks you.