2. Metalstorm: the Destruction of Jared-Syn
3. "Nobody knows food like a fat Mexican!"
5. Janeane Garofalo
6. the story about the woman who nails the enemy general's head to the floor with a tent peg
7. Chik'n in a Biskit
8. Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
9. the one where Kang the Conquerer is urging a future society to perpetual warfare, only it turns out to be just a recording
10. Jim Thompson's Pop. 1280