Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Three haiku about tapeworms

Posted at the request of someone who knows who she is.

I.

23-foot worm
Lives in my belly all year.
It likes the corn dogs.

II.

Winter comes; it starves.
Shall I lure or burn it out?
Shouldn't have named it.

III.

Meat on string descends;
Intestinal parasite --
You have no home here.
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