Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

MERMAID MEMO!

"Dear Jiminy,

"Congratulations to our December Treasure Chest Trivia sweepstakes winners, Gary and Julie, and to all those who received a "prize pack" filled with goodies from Chicken of the Sea for having five or more friends join the Mermaid Club. Be sure five of your friends have signed up by Jan. 30 so you, too, can receive a "prize pack." For details, see the Special Deals section of this Mermaid Memo.

"In this issue, you will find the perfect appetizer dip for your Super Bowl XXXVIII party.

"New Year's Resolutions: Managing Your Weight - How Seafood Can Help

"Share Your Story: Why You Think Chicken of the Sea is the Best Tuna

"Remember our famous jingle? 'Ask any Mermaid you happen to see, what's the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea.' Click here to submit your story about why you think Chicken of the Sea is the best tuna in 100 words or less and we will enter your name in a sweepstakes to win Chicken of the Sea product and coupons."

MAN! MAN! I am so going to submit a "story" about why Chicken of the Sea is the best tuna. It will have spies in it, and gunplay. WHO'S WITH ME?
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