Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Say, fellows! Here's fun! It's not racist, really!

Lately I've been trying to figure out how "The Simple Life" co-star, the bootylicious Nicole Richie, came to be. She self-identifies as black, and she is putatively the offspring of two African-Americans. And yet, she is almost as white as her best friend, cokeheaded retard Paris Hilton, who is the whitest person in the world.

April in Paris

So, in light of her recent revelation that she is not in fact the biological daughter of Lionel Richie, but rather of a (black) member of his band, I wondered: what African-ancestried couple could produce someone who looks like Nicole Richie? My first thought was: "Star Wars Christmas Special" star Diahann Carroll and albino reggae star Yellowman.

Diahann, Diahann, Dyin’

yellow woman loves a yellow man

What do you think? Who else could be Nicole's secret mommy and daddy? Answer, and be damned to hell!
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