So, in light of her recent revelation that she is not in fact the biological daughter of Lionel Richie, but rather of a (black) member of his band, I wondered: what African-ancestried couple could produce someone who looks like Nicole Richie? My first thought was: "Star Wars Christmas Special" star Diahann Carroll and albino reggae star Yellowman.
What do you think? Who else could be Nicole's secret mommy and daddy? Answer, and be damned to hell!