Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Stand down before the culinary might of the Arab

This hummus I am eating is so goddamn good. It's better than sex, because more easily accessible (to me, at least). It's better than inheriting a million Confederate dollars. It's better than recording an album with the Real Stan. It's better than punching Nixon in the stomach. It's better than the shitty lunch I had today.

Speaking of really good things, the love of my life Michelle sent me a Christmas present! Sure, it's February, but she lives in Arizona, cut her some slack. It's the latest Onion book. Hurrah! I love it when people send me free things.
Tags: diary, eats


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