So, to torture myself, I was skimming through the results you get if you do a Yahoo! search for "comic strips - titles". I would like to emphasize that I have never seen any of these comics, but I feel quite certain that they all suck. And these are just a few of the HUNDREDS of suck-ass results. SUCK SUCK SUCK. Stop doing creative work immediately, losers. Go work in a mine.
NOTE: If you, dear reader, are responsible for these strips, or if your loved ones are, or if you happen to know that these strips are awesome -- fine. I apologize. I stick by my characterization of these as ass, though. The descriptions are so bad that I can't imagine anyone wanting to read the actual strips.
Adventures of Scanner Dweeb - the comic adventures of a radio scanning hobbyist.
Betty - unapologetically ordinary, happy and female.
The Crater Kid - follow the space-age adventures of a six-shootin' 10-year-old and the positive effect he has on the people of planet Meta 4.
Dee Zaster - How many nuts does it take to make a fruitcake? When one of them's Dee Zaster, that's all you need.
Elftor - the adventures of an angry right-wing pixie who lives in a comic strip.
Fetus-X - featuring dark humor, experimental artwork, radical politics, and splashes of violent horror.
Goodness Bites - mix of visual arts and literature. Includes a cartoon that focuses on Catholic traditions and observances often ignored by Filipinos.
Heroes with Glasses - comic strip about wishful, geeky heroes and their wacky adventures.
Mark 700 - he's not a violent guy - he simply defends himself against unfair and cowardly attacks.
Nukees - by Darren Bleuel. Follows the overly average lives of typical nuclear physicists.
Purple Pussy - comic brought to you from a male, and putting it in a very true female perspective of the world.
Reverend Fun - daily, sometimes interactive Christian cartoon.
Schizophrenics - online comic about what happens if fan-created characters get out of hand. Featuring vampires, Saiyans, and Jedi.
Triangle Woman - she's a little weird, and sometimes doesn't make sense -- but she's finally free to speak her words of wisdom.
Unicorn Jelly - a manga styled metaphoric comic about the nature of ideals and beliefs, starring a little monster that strives to become a Unicorn. Features new strips daily.
Urban Dragons: The Comic Strip - by C.S. McDonald and Edwin Dean. Offers a dragon species list and information about dragons that live amongst people.
Violent Vegan Comics - vegan and health-related comic strips. Also includes a blog and a newsletter.
Wingin' It: An Angel's Story - involves an angel named Steve and his struggles with spirituality.