Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I see how it is

I throw up in my hat, and all of the sudden nobody got nothin' to say? FINE.

So, to torture myself, I was skimming through the results you get if you do a Yahoo! search for "comic strips - titles". I would like to emphasize that I have never seen any of these comics, but I feel quite certain that they all suck. And these are just a few of the HUNDREDS of suck-ass results. SUCK SUCK SUCK. Stop doing creative work immediately, losers. Go work in a mine.

NOTE: If you, dear reader, are responsible for these strips, or if your loved ones are, or if you happen to know that these strips are awesome -- fine. I apologize. I stick by my characterization of these as ass, though. The descriptions are so bad that I can't imagine anyone wanting to read the actual strips.

ALL REAL!

Adventures of Scanner Dweeb - the comic adventures of a radio scanning hobbyist.

Betty - unapologetically ordinary, happy and female.

The Crater Kid - follow the space-age adventures of a six-shootin' 10-year-old and the positive effect he has on the people of planet Meta 4.

Dee Zaster - How many nuts does it take to make a fruitcake? When one of them's Dee Zaster, that's all you need.

Elftor - the adventures of an angry right-wing pixie who lives in a comic strip.

Fetus-X - featuring dark humor, experimental artwork, radical politics, and splashes of violent horror.

Goodness Bites - mix of visual arts and literature. Includes a cartoon that focuses on Catholic traditions and observances often ignored by Filipinos.

Heroes with Glasses - comic strip about wishful, geeky heroes and their wacky adventures.

Mark 700 - he's not a violent guy - he simply defends himself against unfair and cowardly attacks.

Nukees - by Darren Bleuel. Follows the overly average lives of typical nuclear physicists.

Purple Pussy - comic brought to you from a male, and putting it in a very true female perspective of the world.

Reverend Fun - daily, sometimes interactive Christian cartoon.

Schizophrenics - online comic about what happens if fan-created characters get out of hand. Featuring vampires, Saiyans, and Jedi.

Triangle Woman - she's a little weird, and sometimes doesn't make sense -- but she's finally free to speak her words of wisdom.

Unicorn Jelly - a manga styled metaphoric comic about the nature of ideals and beliefs, starring a little monster that strives to become a Unicorn. Features new strips daily.

Urban Dragons: The Comic Strip - by C.S. McDonald and Edwin Dean. Offers a dragon species list and information about dragons that live amongst people.

Violent Vegan Comics - vegan and health-related comic strips. Also includes a blog and a newsletter.

Wingin' It: An Angel's Story - involves an angel named Steve and his struggles with spirituality.
Tags: comics, geek
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