March 27th, 2003

flavored with age

Pocket Jesus

Today I am the world's dick. Place your sins at my feet, little children, and I will bear the blame. Tell me what you have done wrong, and I will assure your place in Heaven by forgiving you and crafting a scenario by which it was my fault. I am your goat, I am your pocket Jesus.

Bring it. You know where to click.