May 17th, 2003

flavored with age

Why am I so tired all the time?

Last night, one of my cats wouldn't shut up, and the foreigners-of-indeterminate-origin who live across the alley, right behind my bedroom window, were having yet another of their noisy backyard parties. So, I had a little trouble sleeping, is my point.

Then this morning, I woke up at 5AM because I had somehow gotten a horribly painful leg cramp/charleyhorse thing while sleeping. Then I woke up at 6AM because I had a particularly grim terrorist/plane crash nightmare. And I woke up again at 7AM because my upstairs neighbors were fucking noisily right above me.

What the fuck, is what I'm asking.
flavored with age

Adventures in Referral

Even at 8AM on a Saturday, the pervs are finding me:

"threaten tits" (Who would want to threaten tits? And this referral came from Denmark. It saddens me that there is somewhere a Dane who wants to threaten tits.)

"she hulk naked fakes" (This sort of amuses me, because, well, wouldn't ALL naked pictures of She-Hulk be fakes? She-Hulk is a fictional character. It's not like there's the possibility that somewhere out there are some real pictures of She-Hulk naked.)

"hot cousin" (Surprisingly, my site is the very first one that comes up -- at the moment, at least -- if you Google for 'hot cousin'.)