July 10th, 2003

flavored with age

Funnybook madness

So, I've been thinking about going to WizardWorld this year.


- I haven't been to a con in years
- I like comic books
- Something to do on my birthday weekend
- Might give me some funny material to write about
- Slight possibility that I could meet Rob Liefeld and punch him in the face
- People there are so limp they will make me feel slightly better about myself
- I am theoretically meant to be writing a comic book and it couldn't hurt to suck up to some artists or industry fucks


- There's a reason I haven't been to a con in years
- Wall-to-wall pathetic loser geeks
- It's in Rosemont
- I can't think of anything lamer than going to a con on my birthday
- It costs forty bucks, which I could spend on marijuana instead
- No one I know is even remotely desperate enough to go with me
- I hate everything

You can see the bind I'm in. So once again, I turn to you, group of people on the internet that for the most part I have never seen or even met, to help me decide.

Poll #155217 To geek or not to geek?

Should I go to WizardWorld this year?

Yes, oh my god you should totally go.
No, of course not. What are you, an idiot?
I'm going, so it would make me feel marginally less stupid if you showed up.
Maybe. I can't decide, because I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
The very fact that you're asking this question is proof enough that you should kill yourself.