July 30th, 2003

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Bathroom update

Landlady called last night and says she's going to try and get someone over here today to look at the collapsed ceiling. The bathroom does not look good right now. More importantly, the bathroom does not smell good right now. Also, when I was brushing my teeth this morning, I swung the door open too wide and it bumped into a corner of the collapsed ceiling and a small piece of plaster fell on my head.

On the other hand, only two more days until a new LJ icon set! Oh, Forgotten Breakfast Cereal Mascots, we hardly knew ye.
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Stolen!

I don't know if anyone else will find this funny, but it fucking cracked me up. From a music forum I hang out on, ANDREW LEVINE slew me with this post:

SHIT FROM AN OLD COOKBOOK: RECIPES FROM THE WATT, BOON & HURLEY FAMILIES

The Roar of the Masses Could Be Tarts
If Reagan Made Biscuits
Cream is Free, Motherfucker!
Maybe Parmesan Will Help
Split-Pea Red
Sell or Be Salad
Bacon Sighted Through Fog
Little Man With A Bun In His Hand

I responded with:

Joe McCarthy's Toast
The Punch Bowl
I Felt Like a Pinot Grigio
Bob Dylan Ate Mozzarella Sticks
Working Men are Pasta
This is Too A Picnic
Cheeses & Tequila
Mr. Robot's Holy Hors D'oeuvres