August 20th, 2003

flavored with age

Uh...

AP says:

>'Matrix' sequels create Oscar quandary

The "quandary" is that both 'Matrix' movies are being released in the same Oscar-nominating annual period. So, do they nominate them separately? Or do they nominate them as a single movie?

The only problem I have with this "quandary" is that WHO THE FUCK THINKS 'THE MATRIX RELOADED' DESERVES A GODDAMN OSCAR NOMINATION?

Apparently, there's a similar "quandary" with 'Kill Bill', which is being released in two parts in one year. I'm not saying it's gonna suck, but I am saying: 'Jackie Brown'.
flavored with age

Fat ass obese funny shit man

I went to Delilah's last night, and drank. I like drinking, especially with my friends. My friends are a pretty goddamn admirable bunch of people, no matter what they say.

Trip to Canada, alas, is off. $ is the matter. However, one friend came to me today with very good news (which I can't really discuss, but congratulations to her), and another has a birthday Friday, and I got another freelance writing gig today. So okay! NO TORONTO BIG DEAL.

Now, of course, I have to come up with something else to do over Labor Day weekend. Other than labor. Maybe shifting my ass on the goddamn crappy novel and the comic would be fun. Or poker.

Meanwhile, how about some ADVENTURES IN REFERRAL?

“GUITAR CHORDS DARRYL WORLEY”
“Cameron van Cleer”
“Dial H for Hero Vicki Grant”
“Brent Bozman”
“bruce liang bruce li”
“tigra comic”
“murder by death band”
“indian”
“Stan Lee Funky Flashman”
“Canada political quiz”
“baron blitzkrieg” (twice)
“Hyena Summer Day Jivan Shi”
“Sgt. Alvin York, Quaker”
“different colors of kryptonite”
“Benzino Lisa Raye”
“soda fountains”
“CLIP 14 INCHES OF BLACK DICK”
“Chateau Mouton Rothschild 2000”
“down on the farm”
“ORIENT TRADING OMAHA NEBRASKA”
“bullshitter”
“learn driving in phoenix”
“Captain Boomerang”
“the way forward as homosexual”
“cool on campus”
“JANDEK”
“canibus benzino”
“John Hellions weird games”
“telling the truth cartoon”
“laudanum ripper”
“Romeo Tanghal”
“fat ass obese funny shit man”
“ann coulter clip”
“she-hulk naked”
“bucknell conservatives”