October 6th, 2003

flavored with age

Adventures in referral, zzzzzzzzz

A busy weekend at the ol' Ludic Log, though really, just more of the same: soda pop, sex perverts and more goddamn comic books. Only this time, with MORE ALL CAPS!!!!!!!1!!

“DC Flash iron-on”
“dr. pearlstein”
“ripper is a gangster”
“wine Russian”
“Wesley Crusher slash”
“superman comic bio death” (from Sweden!)
“permanent vampire fangs”
“fur art” (from Latvia!)
“I’ll show you the life of the mind” (five times, including four in a row)
“how do you keep them down on the farm quote”
“alexander luthor”
“laertes foil hamlet”
“t.m. maple” (from Canada!)
“matter-eater lad”
“eighteen birthday”
“tattooed scales of justice”
“brothers fuck their mother”
“heartbreak love stories”
“Leonard Pierce”
“stick it to the RIAA”
“shrinking hero”
“wing chun overweight”
“how you going to keep them down on the farm”
“floor plan of arkham asylum”
“how to be cool”
“would jesus kiss” (from Canada!)
“phantom girl”
“Lady Quark”
“poison ivy supervillain”
“Club Z-No in South Beach”
“justice society america gotham city headquarters”
“superman different colors of kryptonite”
“links of the damned” (from Australia!)
“club z-no miami benzino”
“sexy hot female marvel superheroes”
“boy’s flash costume”
“famous mobsters”
“coke pop fountain” (from Canada!)
“star sapphire carol ferris”
“the look of old man” (from Canada!)
“BAT MITE HE AIN’T”
“dreamers strip club”
“batman fucked robin”
“cutaway diagram cave”
“omega effect darkseid”
“nate patrin”
“love shots”
“Hephaestus in Milton’s Paradise Lost”
“I PRAISE YOU GOD”
“the haunted tank archives”
“PARLOR TRICKS”
“khunds”
“Official Handbook Marvel Universe”
“John Byrne funky”
“gynocracy”
“burning bush trick”
“Dr. Pepper Red Fusion flavor”
“lisa raye”
“lemon soda bad”
“oh God I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself king of infinite space”
“sports violence”
“the hulk drawings”
“what does Sgt. Sean Blackwell look like?”
“comic book character by the n”
“freestylin’ time”
“nebira”
“naked John Byrne drawings”
“ghost rider tattoo”
flavored with age

Whorin'

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