October 29th, 2003

flavored with age

Adventures in referral, demographic edition

What kind of people have accessed the Ludic Log today?

30.24%: COMIC BOOK GEEKS
“blackstarr supergirl” (from Finland!)
“defenders texas twister hulk” (from Sweden!)
“colossus marvel drawings”
“enemy ace hans von hammer”
“andy yanchus”
“vic sage hub city”
“incredible hulk tattoo”
“cheetah catwoman”
“egg fu byrne” (from Canada!)
“ten-eyed man”
“Female Superhero Duos”
“Hulk trucker hats”
“Isabella Black Vulcan”
“polar boy LSH”
“superhero duos”
“Steve Ditko right wing drawings”

13.23%: AN INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY OF SMARTASSES GOOGLESMACKING ME
“The Adventures of Doodles and Queef” (seven times, once from Italy!)

11.34%: PEOPLE SEEKING DUBIOUS CONSUMER ADVICE
“fusion soda drink brown can”
“lik-m-ade”
“SWISS COLONY”
“which taste better sprite or sprite remix?”
“army tank mileage diesel”
“anchor tattoo”

11.34%: PERVERTS
“smalldick” (from England!)
“sexy sister with her brother in the bad”
“badsex”
“love shots”
“sexy and seventeen”
“telling the truth to your wife”
“how to draw a hot women”

9.45%: LAZY DJs
“patriotic country songs”
“free patriotic country songs”
“free style beats”
“songs about flying”
“I’m proud to be an American”

7.56%: PEOPLE LOOKING FOR LAST-MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS
“badass easy costume”
“poison ivy costume” (twice)
“how to dress like Spicoli”

7.56%: PEOPLE WITH TERM PAPERS DUE TOMORROW
“Croatoan colony”
“Famous Mobsters” (twice)
“sport violence” (from Australia!)

5.67%: COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE ACTORS
“colored monologues”
“monologues for single women”
“modern days monologues” (from Australia!)

1.89%: PEOPLE STALKING MY FRIENDS
“Chris Roberson Evanston”