January 29th, 2004

flavored with age

Ladi dadi! I like to go potty!

I've already announced this on my website, but no one reads that fucking thing, so I'm posting it here as well in hopes that I'll actually troll some ideas, or at least amusing abuse.

Tuesday, Feb. 3rd is the 2-year anniversary of the Ludic Log. Yes, that's right: over 800 pages of astonishing obscurity, malignant meandering, and jokes that are sort of funny, or at least seem like they should be funny or were intended to be funny even if they aren't actually funny in any way. And I'm lookin' to celebrate!

The only question is: how to do it? Which is why I come to you, hat in hand, knees on floor, and Libby's Potted Meat Product in stomach. What should I do for the Ludic Log week-long second anniversary? What, for Christ's sweet snake? YOU GOTS TO TELL ME!

The best answers, or ones that don't include some variant on "give it up already, you gnat-ridden ass", will be implemented and read by hundreds of people looking for information on American Idol William Hung. So come on, people! Smile on your brother! Everybody get together, let us blaghhaahghaghahghag!!!!1!
flavored with age

More lessons we don't learn from history

I suppose it's pretty absurd to expect George W. Bush or anyone in his cabinet to have read Thucydides, but if they did, they might find this passage (attributed to the Athenian general Nicias, speaking out against a proposed invasion of Sicily which would ultimately prove disastrous for Athens) instructive:

"In going to Sicily you are leaving many enemies behind you, and you apparently want to make new ones there and have them also on your hands. Even if we did conquer the Sicilians, there are so many of them and they live so far off that it would be very difficult to govern them. It is senseless to go against people who, even if conquered, could not be controlled, while failure would leave us much worse off than we were before we made the attempt. The right thing is that we should spend our new gains at home and on ourselves instead of on those exiles who are begging for assistance and whose interest it is to tell lies and make us believe them, who have nothing to contribute themselves except speeches, who leave all the danger to others and, if they are successful, will not be properly grateful, while if they fall in any way they will involve their friends in their own ruin."

It probably wouldn't make any difference. Thucycides reports that "the few who actually were opposed to the expidition were afraid of being thought unpatriotic if they voted against it, and therefore kept quiet."