May 21st, 2004

flavored with age

Bill Cosby just keeps gettin' funnier!

Wire report:

Comedian Bill Cosby embarrassed the National Association For Advancement Of Colored People (NAACP) at a gala on Monday by attacking lower class African-Americans.

The legendary star was speaking in Washington, DC to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Brown vs. Board of Education ruling which eradicated segregated schooling in America, but shocked organizers by using the platform to unfavorably compare sixties civil rights activists with today's youth. He said, "These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids - $500 sneakers for what? I can't even talk the way these people talk, 'why you ain't,' 'where you is' can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!" Cosby then added his thoughts that petty criminals who are shot dead should not be a source of sorrow. He explained, "These are not political criminals. These are people going around stealing Coca-Cola. People getting shot in the back of the head over a piece of pound cake and then we run out and we are outraged, saying 'the cops shouldn't have shot him.' What the hell was he doing with the pound cake in his hand?"