July 15th, 2004

flavored with age

'Fro-lickin' Gaburst Tag!

Say! If your name was calamityjon, and to-day was your birthday, you might want to keep an eye on your mail delivery over the next day or so! Also you might want to have a HAPPY FUCKEN BIRTHDAY with BIRTHDAY ED!



"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUNG JONNY! YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF OL' BIRTHDAY ED, ARE YA? WHOOPS, STAY AWAY FROM THAT WET SPOT, HO HO!"